no big deal...

Don't intend to sound paternalistic... but can't help but share it with all...

Agreed the paintings are good, but slight sensitivity is advisable...

Anyhow, have a look at the latest beer ratings... chug beer !!

http://www.tastings.com/LatestBeerReviews.html

Goddess Durga ######### union with Tiger	Prophet’s Daughter Fatima fully clothed
Goddess Lakshmi naked on Shree Ganesh’s head	M.F. Hussain’s Mother fully clothed
Naked Saraswati	Mother Teresa fully clothed
Naked Shri Parvati	Hussain’s Daughter well clothed
Naked Draupadi.	Well cloth! ed Muslim Lady.
Naked Lord Hanuman and Goddess Sita sitting on thigh of Ravana	Muslim poets Faiz, Galib are shown well-! clothed
Full Clad Muslim King and naked Hindu Brahmin. The above painting clearly indicates Hussain’s tendency to paint any Hindu as naked and thus his hatred..	Naked Bharatmata – Hussain has shown naked woman with names of states written on different parts of her body. He has used Ashok Chakra, Tri-colour in the painting. By doing this he has violated law & hurt National Pride of Indians. Both these things should be of grave concern to every Indian irrespective of his religion.
Out of the four leaders M. Gandhi is decapitated and Hitler is naked. Hussain hates Hitler and has said in an interview 8 years ago that he has depicted Hitler naked to humiliate him and as he deserves it ! How come Hitler’s nudity cause humiliation when in Hussain’s own statement nudity in art depicts purity and is in fact an honour ! This shows Hussain’s perversion and hypocrisy.

wot the heck??

have you ever lost faith in someone who iz very dear to you...??

hav u ever seen anyone goin down the drain who is a part of ur existence...??

well forget it...too harsh a topic to discuss...after such a long hiatus...lets worry about things in a lighter vein...

addiction..

of sex...of love...of -OH...and the latest one....GYM

those two hours spend in gym... that look at the content part of the bottle before taking in anything...is it inspirational or is it another form of expressing disgust to life...

which means that "I just don't care about the finer details". I am happy with wot I can, today.

btw remember tht any intake of fiber should be followed by atleast two hours of activity before hitting the bed...

chow...

minutes of a meeting...

What the fuck are they talking??
Why the fuck are they talking??
aaahhh...
I do not care a damn, but I am suppose to be hooked and interested.
So here I am,
with sleeves cuffed and shirt tucked in, sitting primly like an ass.
Oh, how much do I hate my job, of that you have no clue.
I have started dreading the daylight as darkness appeals to me.
It comforts me, because it represents the other side of what I hate.

Peace !!

elections are over...

hahahah!!
all those guys who were there lighting candles after 26/11 never turned up to vote!! why??..because of the soaring mercury. damn neat ! that is what i call "pain in the arse" intellectualism!!
for me, well, no candles and no vote!! frankly i do not care, and i do not pretend that i do.
hah...i am one up against all you guys!!

Comfortably numb

3: 45 a.m. Here I am! surrounded with whirling fumes of cigarettes and bidis, hazy aroma of white rum. Yes, you are right, this is another Saturday night. What am I waiting for? Probably just holding on to this elusive feeling of freedom. The right to wake up as late as I wish to. The right to be not bothered by pesky calls from office, the right to be unaware about the time in my draconian alarm clock, the right to be ME for one day, and not to be another guy who reports into somebody, who reports into somebody else...

Last night somebody asked me, "are you happy?". Well, its always difficult to answer such open-ended questions. I answered in affirmative, as earnestly as possible, with my limited theatrical skills. But it got me thinking. What is happiness? What is satisfaction? Is it living in the moment, or is it the pursuit , the journey, the hope of success and the fear of failure? If being happy is as ephemeral as the moment which just passed by, I am ecstatic. But if it is a point in one's life at which he should aim for and plan for, well, I am clueless.

Maybe this discontent is because of the way human DNA is designed: to face the ups and downs, lows and highs, success and failures, not to be immune by externalities.
People around me seem to have that definitive course of action, a strategy for sure shot happiness. I simply lack that foresight. Their life is like that sine wave, with crest and troughs. Meanwhile, mine is that straight line which never wavers. No highs, no lows. No aims, no success, no disappointments. Some call it "robotic existence", I, ambivalence.

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time.

...

Have you ever felt a sort of pain in your heart...which is a combination of pleasure?

Or, reached a level of ecstacy which reminds you of the throbbing loneliness in your life? I mean a dichotmoy, which is as complex as an ocean, or as simple as her smile?

Every moment which I spend with her, is bliss!

And every second away, is routine...

Maybe we will never be one, for reasons inexplicable,

maybe I will never be complete, for the sins I can't undo...

probably all this is as ephemeral as a drop in the ocean...


but how does that matter...?

Awareness Quotient: The monthly update

Here is a crasher for all those people who missed last month's daily dose of newspapers. The list below includes people (or things) who/that made all the difference:

1. Mr. Raj Thackarey a.k.a. Dennis the MNS (menace): CEO of a placement agency which boasts of a 100% placement record in Jet Airways, even in such rough weather for aviation industry. His ambition is to make sure that next time the visiting premiere from USA (be it Obama or McCain) is fluently speaking Marathi and performing Daandiya. Best of Luck!!
   
2. Himesh Reshammiya: according to research conducted by one Mr. Ramesh Mahadik (yeah...that is a virile name!!) from Yeavatmal Centre for Extraterrestrial research   , our very own nasal sensation, is most likely to be abducted by aliens,and then come back as an ambassador for their race because his high frequency yodelling makes him a very useful target. (that's great, as a matter of fact, when he comes back we can also have a Daandiya competition between Obama/McCain, Mr. Raj Thackarey, Himesh, our Mahadik (the pun is ruthlessly intended) and the lovely aliens.
   
3. Mr. Naresh Goyal, CEO Jet Airways (so what if he is not involved in the decision to fire few people, I mean come on they were only 1900): The sole carrier of all the goodness which is left in the world. The man with the conscience. Let us hope aliens do not abduct this last torch of hope from us.
   
4. Chandrayan-I: Our very own lunar mission. Objectives of the mission are:
   

• To persuade the aliens to hasten their pace and fulfill the prophecy of Mr. Mahadik. Hum aliens ka yeh KARZZZZ kaise utaarenge??
  
• To do a site hunting for Shiamak Davar' s Daandiya classes, so that all the involved parties (Refer point 2) can learn all about it in a peaceful and mutually symbiotic ambience.
  
• To carry out high-resolution mapping of topographic blah, blah, blah.........

      5.  Amar Singh, Bal Thackarey, Abu Azmi, Lalu Prasad Yadav.....: So reads the waiting list for the trip to Daandiya classes on moon.

     6. And last and definitely the least important of all, those seven Random Guys (who don't even get a bold type-font!!)  who died in the mob massacre last week in Mumbai. Their aim was to earn their living, send some money to their families, chug some beers and live to get old. AAhh...such sinful thoughts.

God hail their souls.

"Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. And shepherds we shall be,for thee my lord for thee"- Boondock Saints