Awareness Quotient: The monthly update

Here is a crasher for all those people who missed last month's daily dose of newspapers. The list below includes people (or things) who/that made all the difference:

1. Mr. Raj Thackarey a.k.a. Dennis the MNS (menace): CEO of a placement agency which boasts of a 100% placement record in Jet Airways, even in such rough weather for aviation industry. His ambition is to make sure that next time the visiting premiere from USA (be it Obama or McCain) is fluently speaking Marathi and performing Daandiya. Best of Luck!!
   
2. Himesh Reshammiya: according to research conducted by one Mr. Ramesh Mahadik (yeah...that is a virile name!!) from Yeavatmal Centre for Extraterrestrial research   , our very own nasal sensation, is most likely to be abducted by aliens,and then come back as an ambassador for their race because his high frequency yodelling makes him a very useful target. (that's great, as a matter of fact, when he comes back we can also have a Daandiya competition between Obama/McCain, Mr. Raj Thackarey, Himesh, our Mahadik (the pun is ruthlessly intended) and the lovely aliens.
   
3. Mr. Naresh Goyal, CEO Jet Airways (so what if he is not involved in the decision to fire few people, I mean come on they were only 1900): The sole carrier of all the goodness which is left in the world. The man with the conscience. Let us hope aliens do not abduct this last torch of hope from us.
   
4. Chandrayan-I: Our very own lunar mission. Objectives of the mission are:
   

• To persuade the aliens to hasten their pace and fulfill the prophecy of Mr. Mahadik. Hum aliens ka yeh KARZZZZ kaise utaarenge??
  
• To do a site hunting for Shiamak Davar' s Daandiya classes, so that all the involved parties (Refer point 2) can learn all about it in a peaceful and mutually symbiotic ambience.
  
• To carry out high-resolution mapping of topographic blah, blah, blah.........

      5.  Amar Singh, Bal Thackarey, Abu Azmi, Lalu Prasad Yadav.....: So reads the waiting list for the trip to Daandiya classes on moon.

     6. And last and definitely the least important of all, those seven Random Guys (who don't even get a bold type-font!!)  who died in the mob massacre last week in Mumbai. Their aim was to earn their living, send some money to their families, chug some beers and live to get old. AAhh...such sinful thoughts.

God hail their souls.

"Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. And shepherds we shall be,for thee my lord for thee"- Boondock Saints